The following are actual
quotes overheard in the palatial offices of 180 High Tech Marketing
and Advertising. We offer no explanations. And rarely ask for
one. We only write down what we hear.
"Tomorrow I will not
wear my bathing suit to work."
"I just have this phobia
of being like the biggest geek."
"As long as I get all
of the accounts that endanger wildlife, I'll be happy!
"You bet, but I'm the
flowery, pretty odor."
"I'm gonna print out
a big "A" in Helvetica Black and beat you with it."
"Your heart is embedded
in your chest."
"I need someone who
can rub the hell outta me."
"Is Koom-Bye-Ya My Lord
a religious song?"
"Circles...yah, they're
fun. They're like breaking out of the box of everyday life."
"'I'm simply a gong
booming with love."
"This cake is sweating."
"You don't have to be
hungry to eat cake and M&Ms"
"Why are you doing that
breathing thing?"
"Why are you smelling
the dusty dinosaur?"
"Why don't you go back
in your cave troll boy?"
"Dogs don't ever spit
things out...are you kidding?"
"You're gonna be in
big trouble if you pop one of those."
"How tight are your
thumbnails?"
"Jennifer here...here
is a fur ball."
"Who smells like dog
biscuits around here?"
"I think you're rubbing
on my cerebellum."
"I have some extra lips
if you need some."
"Erin, do you want this
recipe for scrubbed tongue?"
"Never mind, I'll just
go bleed silently."
"Oreos help me find
my center."
"She's pretty, she's
very pretty. And she's soft too.
But she's yucky, yucky, yucky."
"Hey look, if I can
maintain with a rat on my desk..."
"I need to tell you
sometime about the leech boy."
"All right who has the
biggest head?"
"Yes, But first a beer."
"Did you know that cats
can say 8 consonants, all the vowels, 2 diphthongs and 1 tripthong?"
"Now you got me singing
'Frosty The Snow Man', Bill...I hate you."
"Yeah, I sit there and
ha and stink at the same time.
And I shed."
"So there we were comparing
nostril size."
"I want to be lied to,
he'll just tell me the truth."
"That's why we're here,
to remind you, you have a hairdo."
"My lungs are glued
together."
"I'm blonde Bill, but
I'm not that dumb."
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